It’s American Independence Day, y’all and so with some good ol’ U, S of A stereotypes let’s get the ho down on the lo down for WLG and V for this weekend. Yeeeeee haa!
Saddle up Saturday and Sunday for there’s some bargains to be found. The big, baaaad boss (rougher than a jackrabbit wrestling a rattlesnake, American as apple pie and twice as spicy) has hollered it’s Loyalty Card Day and there’s 10% off almost everything! That boss has more fingers than sense but that’s a whole lot-a savings for the townsfolk!
Hey pardners come and meet some crazy critters, it’s completely free thanks to Bruno’s and their 40th birthday.
Canalside, will be serving food fast and loose, meals flyin’ like bullets in a bar fight! Some of the best burgers, this side of the Mississippi, mind.
Mosey on down for rootin’ tootin’ fun this weekend. Y’hear?
I’m off to find a spitoon.
But before I do, a couple of technicalities.
The Loyalty Card is free to join – and you can sign up on the day. Some exclusions apply and we don’t want any folk being pricklier than a cactus wearing spurs. All freebies for Bruno’s are subject to availability. Yeeeeee haaaaa!
Pffffft!
Dang, I knew I shudda got me that spitoon.
